The Looproom

"Dear Debtor, welcome to Looproom."

Here—

Ghosts of your past haunt sofa dents. Press harder until the stuffing shrieks.

Teach ants Beckettian debates. Watch them march between sun and sugar in eternal loops.

On the perpetual seesaw, two "clever" lovers quantify kisses by victory margins.

This grand scheme wears down the needle, groove by groove, until the record plunges into silence.